A Women and Her Dog
Sunday, 03 January 2010 15:31 Last Updated on Sunday, 03 January 2010 16:41
I love to surf the net, there are so many interesting facts and stories to be found. Today i came across a short story that made me giggle. Its not particularly that naughty but still quite funny.................
"Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me. One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me. He said "Me too".
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.
My case comes up Monday..."
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