I Rub My Duckie Travel Size: Pirate

From: GetMePleasure

Price : £16.95

Ok thats IT! Weve tried so hard to avoid clichs, puns and rubbish jokes in all the descriptions of our I Rub My Duckie vibrators that were going out of our minds. Those jokes dont work, theyre never funny, and we try not to get sucked into that trap. But this isnt fair. Theyve sent us an I Rub My Duckie Pirate version. Its impossible, IMPOSSIBLE to resist some stupid jokes and puns here. So now, without further ado, heres the description for the I Rub My Duckie Pirate Travel Version, now with added pirate talk and duck puns. Brace yourself.Get Ducked!Ahoy, aharrr, well shi'er me timbers, hars a fantastic little toy for grown ups. Its the I Rub My Duckie Pirate Travel Version, a scaled down version o' the large I Rub My Duckie Vibrators. But you wont have t' duck and co'er if you come under fire from this salty sea dog, in fact itll be land ahoy, gar! And hes verily waterproof, so you best have your sea legs battened down and your deck swabbed, because hes no landlubber, gar!Actually thats incomprehensible, so lets talk normally again. Basically, this strangely powerful yet quiet travel vibrator doubles up as a body massager, to help you cleanse yourself of a stressful day. Its totally waterproof, as you would from a toy which is both a pirate and a duck, so you can take it to the bath, the shower, the sauna, or wherever you go. Its unusual shape means that youll never run out of different ways to use it, and it fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. And since its travel-sized, your I Rub My Duckie Pirate vibrator can go with you wherever you go. Get yours while stocks last!